Grasshopper and Ants ..

Subject: Ant & Grasshopper - A Modern Indian version....Interesting

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.


The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter ,the Ant is warm and well fed.
The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
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Indian Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.


The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.


Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bharat Bandh' in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

BJP wants Sonia Gandhi's apology.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath '.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.


Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.

CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden '

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
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Many years later...

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley ..

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ...
As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers, India is still a developing country!!!

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WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

Street Smart Bangalore !

few of my captures ....

Most Hilarious !! read complete

For All non veggies .. one awesome Metro Mutton and Chicken Shop in the town

I wish I could Flay

Oonche Log Oonchee Pasand !

Zoom the pic to read the Hidden truth of life !!
"Life is slow poison .. wife is Quick poison "

Colours in Battlefield !!

स्पेनिश नौसेना के एक युध्दपोत का कप्तान एक दिन डेक पर टहल रहा था कि तभी उसका सहायक भागता हुआ आया और चिल्लाया

- सर ! मैंने अभी अभी दुश्मन का एक युध्दपोत देखा है जो हमारी तरफ आ रहा है ।

कप्तान ने शांतिपूर्वक उसकी बात सुनी, फिर उसे आदेश दिया
- जाओ, मेरी लाल कमीज लेकर आओ ।

सहायक उसकी लाल रंग की कमीज ले आया जिसे कप्तान ने
पहन लिया।
दोनों जलपोतों के बीच भयंकर युध्द हुआ और अंत में स्पेनिश पोत विजयी रहा।
युध्द के बाद, सहायक ने कप्तान से पूछा
- सर! मैं आपसे एक बात पूछना चाहता था! आपने युध्द के दौरान लाल रंग की कमीज क्यों पहनी ? कप्तान ने गर्व भरे ढंग से बताया - ताकि यदि मुझे गोली लगे तो मेरे सैनिक मेरे शरीर से बहता हुआ खून न देख सकें और उनका हौसला न टूटे।

सहायक अपने कप्तान की बहादुरी और बुध्दिमत्ता का कायल हो गया।
तभी एक दूसरा सिपाही भागता हुआ आया और बोला - सर, सर ! मैंने अभी दुश्मन के 20 युध्दपोत देखे हैं जो हमारी तरफ आ रहे हैं !
कप्तान, सहायक की ओर मुड़ा और आदेश दिया - जाओ और जाकर मेरी पीले रंग की पेन्ट लेकर आओ.....।

Mens Rest Room Mural

Men's Restroom Mural -------- Read before looking at picture

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Edge Designs is an all-women run company
That designs interior office space. They had a
Recent opportunity to do an office project in
New York City.

The client allowed the women of this
Company a free hand in all design aspects.
The client was a company that was also
Run by all women execs.............

The result.........well.....We all know that
Men never talk, never look at each other....
And never laugh much in the restroom....
The men's room is a serious and quiet place...
But now...with the addition of one mural
On the wall......lets just say the men's
Restroom is a place of laughter and smiles.


And they say women don't have a sense of humor.
Send this to all the gal's in your life that need a smile and the guys you think can take having a little fun poked at them, after all they are always trying to poke a little something at us.